A look back at some of Q&A's subjects who embrace the art of brevity:
Derek Jeter (July 5, 2009)
Q: Can you envision yourself playing another position for the Yankees than shortstop?
A: Can I envision? No.
Q: What if they asked you?
A: You're speaking in all hypotheticals.
Q: I know.
A: I can't answer that question.
Q: What's your key to stealing bases?
A: If you think you can make it, run. If you don't, stay.
Hakeem Nicks (Sept. 8 2009)
Q: Describe Hakeem Nicks off the field.
A: Laid-back ... calm ... don't say much. I ain't gonna say I stay to myself, but just a laid-back person.
Q: Now describe Hakeem Nicks on the field.
A: Totally opposite from what I am off the field (smiles).
Q: As soon as you put the uniform on, what happens?
A: I'm a different person (smiles).
Yogi Berra (Sept. 19, 2008)
Q: When you were catching, who was the best guy to talk to at home plate?
A: Ted Williams I could talk with. Ted used to get mad at me.
Q: What would you say to him?
A: "Where you going fishin'?"
Q: You did it to distract him?
A: No, I didn't do it to distract him. Just to find out what he does during the winter.
Q; What did Ted Williams say to you?
A: He said, "Shut up."
Q: What did you say?
A; I said, "If you don't talk to me, I'll never talk to you again."
Q: What has it been like being Yogi Berra?
A: I really don't know, I couldn't tell you.
Pedro Martinez (Sept. 19, 2008)
Q: Describe what it's like pitching at this time of year at Yankee Stadium.
A: It's just a regular game.
Q: How about the atmosphere at Yankee Stadium?
A: Don't mean a thing to me.
Q: What's the funniest thing a fan has said to you at Yankee Stadium?
A: Nothing funny. Everything is rude.
Q: When you're on the mound, describe your mentality, your mindset.
A: I can't do that.
Q: Why?
A: 'Cause I'm not giving you tips.
Q: Do you pitch in a controlled rage, would you say?
A: What is this, a psychology test? I'm not commenting about that.
Sebastian Telfar (Sept. 19, 2008)
Q: Are you going to get a new car with your new riches?
A: Not right now, but I'm pretty sure sometime I will.
Q: Any other plans for your money?
A: Get my mother a nice house.
Q: Where?
A: Wherever she wants to move.
Q: The best thing about Coney Island?
A: There's a basketball court on every block.
Q: The worst thing about Coney Island?
A: It's cold, 'cause we're close to the water.
Q; Describe the Cyclone for people who haven't been on it.
A: It's a roller coaster (laughs). It goes fast, and it goes up and down, does a lot of turns.