Comedians test their punchlines before Comedy Festival

Written By Unknown on Senin, 03 November 2014 | 18.18

So much funny, so little time. That's our motto for trying to catch the many great shows coming to town this week as part of the New York Comedy Festival, which kicks off Wednesday. As a preview, here are our favorite jokes from some of the performers.

For tickets, go to nycomedyfestival.com.

Maria Bamford

Maria BamfordPhoto: Getty Images

"If you're ever thinking, 'Oh, but I'm a waste of space, and I'm a burden,' remember — that also describes the Grand Canyon."

Performing Saturday at Town Hall

Tig Notaro

Tig NotaroPhoto: Getty Images

"I was diagnosed w/ bilateral breast cancer, and I ended up getting a double mastectomy. And before [that], I was already pretty flat-chested. And I made so many jokes over the years about how small my chest was that I started to think that maybe my boobs overheard me, and were just like, 'You know what? We're sick of this. Let's kill her.'"

Performing Thursday at Town Hall

Marc Maron

Marc MaronPhoto: Getty Images

"Rode in an elevator with Sting. He exuded the need to be recognized. I acted like [I] didn't. Stung."

Performing Friday at NYU Skirball Center

Kyle Kinane

Kyle Kinane (left) and Kevin PollakPhoto: Getty Images

"Briefly thought about becoming a father today while laying atop my disposable income during the free time I have in between chasing dreams."

Performing Wednesday at Union Hall in Park Slope

Eric André

Eric AndrePhoto: WireImage

"I'm writing a screenplay called 'Oscar Bait.' It's about a dying, gay, British aristocrat sold into slavery."

Performing Saturday at Gramercy Theatre


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