Couples recall sexual mishaps that sent them to ER on TLC reality show

Written By Unknown on Kamis, 23 Oktober 2014 | 18.18

After a night of drinking with their cover band in a Long Island rehearsal studio, Queens couple and bandmates Andrew, 40, and Francine, 29, found themselves alone and getting frisky on a drum set stool.

But they never thought their tryst would end with a trip to the hospital — with Andrew on a gurney at 3 a.m. wearing Francine's skirt.

Their sexual adventure turned medical mishap is just one of many featured in the TLC series "Sex Sent Me to the ER," which returns for its second season Saturday at 10 p.m. with plenty of salacious tales and racy re-enactments — from a couple who falls into a grave while copulating in a cemetery to a duo that gets bit by a giant centipede during the deed.

"We figured behind the drums would be the easiest place to hide [in case anyone walked in]," Francine tells The Post about the incident, which is retold in an episode that airs Nov. 15. (Only first names are used so as not to violate health privacy laws.)

After their vigorous lovemaking session was over, the couple passed out on a nearby sofa, and only awoke when Andrew rolled off — splitting his chin open on a coffee table.

In a re-enactment, Andrew grimaces in pain with Francine (and medical personnel) by his side.Photo: Alaina Filo/TLC

But as soon as the still pants-less Andrew stood up, Francine knew that a bleeding chin wasn't his only problem.

"Oh s - - t," she exclaimed. Part of Andrew's privates had swollen to the size of an orange.

No longer able to squeeze back into his skinny jeans, Andrew put on Francine's floral skirt and she drove him to the ER. Facing his first-ever hospital visit, Andrew's mind quickly turned to the worst as he feared the swelling was the result of a tumor.

"The pain was so great there that it started to feel numb, like pins and needles," he says.

After a three-hour wait at the hospital, his chin was patched up with seven stitches, but it took several tests and a full questioning by his doctor to determine his was a sexual-sustained injury — orchitis, an inflammation that causes intense pain.

It could have been the angle at which we were having sex that caused it. - Francine, on the sexcapade that sent bandmate Andrew to the ER

"It could have been the angle at which we were having sex that caused it," Francine says. "I was sitting on top of him. The doctor said it could have happened to anybody in the same position. The [stool] we were sitting on wasn't cushioned, so that didn't help."

Andrew was relieved to find out he didn't have cancer — but still embarrassed.

"I had told a couple people I was [in the hospital]. I thought, 'I'm gonna have to explain now why I'm here and what actually happened.' "

Although he was initially vague on the details of his injuries, both have since told their parents the whole story.

"They laughed," Francine says. "My parents have such a funny sense of humor. There's no ill will."

Despite taking a week's course of antibiotics for the swelling to go down — and Andrew having to play a gig that night with an ice pack down his pants — the happy couple says the incident hasn't slowed down their sex life.

"We should be [more careful] because God forbid it happens again, but no," Francine says.
Still, they haven't fooled around on a drum set since.

Kinky kicks

Dr. Bob Slay intervenes when a lawyer's wife faces off his mistress in the ER.Photo: Alaina Filo/TLC

As an ER physician, Dr. Bob Slay (inset) has seen his share of sexually inflicted injuries, but even he had to exclaim "Wow!" when he encountered a cheating lawyer with a private part the size of a softball.

"I kept asking if he wanted pain medicine and he kept saying, 'No,' " recalls Slay. "He enjoyed the pain."

The lawyer refused to say what happened. But when his mistress ran into the ER, the whole kinky tale came out.

His wife had stopped by his office for a lunch date and had caught the pair engaged in S&M — she then gave her cheating spouse a swift kick to the groin that landed him in the ER.

While in the waiting room, both wife and mistress — who didn't know her sex partner was married — bonded over their anger at his two-timing ways.

The patient's manhood was saved by surgery, but his marriage wasn't so lucky — his wife announced in the ER she would be seeking a divorce, with his mistress, who also happened to be an attorney, representing her.

"Karma did come full circle on this particular gentleman that day," Slay says.

Alarm at the firehouse

Firefighter Clayton (inset, with partner Heather) had a tryst that went awry at his firehouse, re-enacted for TLC.Photo: TLC

Heather, 28, wanted to give Denver-based firefighter Clayton a sexy surprise for his 30th birthday last March, so she showed up at the firehouse where he works with a box of adult toys.

But fun with a gag turned to panic when Clayton's jaw locked and the toy got stuck in his mouth, restricting his breathing.

His fellow firefighters tried unsuccessfully to wiggle it out.

"At first they were dying [with laughter]," he says. "After that, they were like, 'Oh, my God, we've got to get you to the hospital.' "

That's when Clayton found himself being delivered by ambulance to the same ER where he usually drops off patients as a firefighter.

Not able to speak, he had a friend describe what happened, while the ER physician used a pair of tongue depressors to finally free his mouth.

"It was so awkward," he says. "Everyone at the firehouse knows. And they're still not over it."

Allergic to love

Cynthia and Andy (inset) on a date about to end badly, as depicted on TV.Photo: TLC

When Los Angeles couple Andy, 25, and Cynthia, 24, had sex for the first time four years ago, Andy wanted everything to go perfectly.

So he took a friend's advice and ate watermelon — a known aphrodisiac — on his way to meet her.

"Once I started eating the watermelon, I started feeling the effects somewhat, so I just figured I would take it to the next level," he tells The Post.

That's when he got the bright idea to apply the fruit juice topically down below.

But the night soon took a sour, rather than sweet, turn.

Unbeknownst to Andy, Cynthia was highly allergic to watermelon — and their moment of passion turned to pain when her body temperature soared and she started breaking out in hives.

With a history of allergies, Cynthia knew something was wrong, and once they got to the ER she started rattling off her long list of food allergies — which is when Andy realized his pre-date fruit indulgence was to blame.

It took shots of epinephrine and cortisone at the ER and the couple couldn't have sex again for a month, but Cynthia says she had no hard feelings toward her well-meaning partner.

"I couldn't help but just laugh," she says. "Because when you say it out loud — the reasoning behind why he did it — you can't be mad at him."

In this reenactment scene from "Sex Sent Me To The ER," a woman with mysterious symptoms ends up in the ER after she and her partner snuck away from a family member's wake to have some alone time. The source of her sickness? A mysterious sexual aid that no doctor would ever recommend. Their story (but not episode title) is called "Mourning Quickie."


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